Profile

Name: Mia
Age: 22
Nationality: Icelandic
Birthdate: September 19th, 1982
Occupation: Village idiot and aspiring rich widow
Favorite movies: American Beauty, The Notebook, Vanilla Sky, Lost in Translation, anything by Woody Allen, The Straight Story, In The Bedroom, Monster's Ball, The Bridges of Madison County, Carlito's Way, Dazed and Confused, The Burbs, The Breakfast Club, About Schmidt, Teen Witch (don't ask)

Favorite books: The Kitchen God's Wife, The Bonesetter's Daughter, The Joy Luck Club. The Hundred Secret Senses, The Lovely Bones, Fried Green Tomatos at The Whistle Stop Cafe, Daisy Fay and The Miracle Man, Where The Devil's Island Rises, Independant People

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
What can I say? My milkshake is just that good.

Life's short and hard like a body building elf

Life is not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You're just mad coz she won't let you get that pussy.

Archives

January 2003
February 2003
March 2003
April 2003
July 2003
September 2003
November 2003
December 2003
January 2004
May 2004
June 2004
July 2004
August 2004
September 2004
October 2004
November 2004
December 2004
January 2005
February 2005
March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
June 2005
August 2005
December 2005
May 2006
July 2006

Links

The Mother of All Time Wasters *
If you're weird enough, this is hysterical. *
Information about my church *
My future ex-husband *
Hands down the best program for mp3s *
Everything from the hilarious to the disgusting (no, not my photo album) *
What's your dysfunction? *
For those lonely nights... *
We all have secrets, darling *

January 23, 2003

Well I had three things to do today. Out of the three things I needed to do, I managed to do one. Did three or four other things that I did not have to do however, so it somewhat evens out. I saved two things on my "have to do" list for tomorrow, adding it to the one item that was there previously. So that means three things to do tomorrow, PLUS the missionaries are coming over at 11 am. This is very exciting and means I will actually have to juggle some things around and possibly get up a little earlier than I would like to pull this off. Simply amazing. Who would've thought?

My friend Regan called today. She wants me to go to a party with her tomorrow night. Phooey to that, I say. I am determined to rot indoors, I have taken a solemn vow to not leave this house for recreational purposes at all. And despite her tempting offers, I did not allow myself to be swayed by her sweet words. Big props to me on that one.

Hermit rox. Alone is gud. Partaying is hard.

Oh! I developed a new complex today. Yay! Exciting! This person I see for "theraputic reasons" (and now you're all going no way Mia, not you! But yeah, it's true) mentioned something in passing when he was talking about me exploring and focusing my talents. He said, and I quote, "there's a great mind behind that high forehead". Kudos doc. I have a mammoth sized forehead. Being the Pollyanna that I am, I have found the upside to this dilemma. Now when I look in the mirror I no longer see the retarded nose on my face that I used to worry about before. Oh no. It is completely overshadowed by the gigantor forehead seperating my eyebrows from my hair with about a six mile gap of skin. This has given me further motivation to continue rockin the hermit lifestyle, as I'm sure there is not a bag big enough on the planet that I could wear over my head should I venture out in public.

Mia :: 11:42 PM

Comments: Post a Comment