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Name: Mia
Age: 22
Nationality: Icelandic
Birthdate: September 19th, 1982
Occupation: Village idiot and aspiring rich widow
Favorite movies: American Beauty, The Notebook, Vanilla Sky, Lost in Translation, anything by Woody Allen, The Straight Story, In The Bedroom, Monster's Ball, The Bridges of Madison County, Carlito's Way, Dazed and Confused, The Burbs, The Breakfast Club, About Schmidt, Teen Witch (don't ask)

Favorite books: The Kitchen God's Wife, The Bonesetter's Daughter, The Joy Luck Club. The Hundred Secret Senses, The Lovely Bones, Fried Green Tomatos at The Whistle Stop Cafe, Daisy Fay and The Miracle Man, Where The Devil's Island Rises, Independant People

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What can I say? My milkshake is just that good.

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Life is not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You're just mad coz she won't let you get that pussy.

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February 01, 2003

Another monotonous day in my recently rather monotonous life. I'm conducting a little biology experiment in my room, the question I'm looking to answer is "exactly how long can a human survive without a sufficient supply of oxygen?". I shut the window yesterday morning and am now waiting to pass out, basically. To fully explore this area I feel I should not leave my room at all, but unfortunately I have not been able to resist wandering aimlessly around the house.

Also, I had the missionaries over yesterday so I kind of had to leave the room. They might have found it a tad scary if I'd invited them up to my bedroom for a lesson, although seeing their expressions were I to ask would be somewhat priceless. They want me to go with them to some Young Mormon Singles Night at the church. Now if there was ever a place where chances of getting action are absolutely minimal, this would be it. So we can assume it will be safe for me to attend this little gathering and attend it I shall. Whether it's safe for everyone else, now that's another story...

Mia :: 5:42 PM

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