I've found my calling in life. Something I thoroughly enjoy and gives me great gratification, a sense of self worth if you will. I am going to be a mad scientist/sex offender. I've already started my journey down this particular career path as some of you may know and have found that in every step there lies an unsuspecting subject ready to be unwittingly included in my experiments. Again, as some of you may know, I performed a particularly grotesque experiment yesterday. Results are not yet in, but as we all know, the results aren't what's important. What's important is just the joy of doing stuff for others, others being myself. I will never go into detail on my life's work on this page, as it's rather bizarre and there are those among you who are not able to handle these things. Also, this last one was somewhat illegal, depending on how you look at it, and I'd rather not incriminate myself in any way. However tempting!