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Name: Mia
Age: 22
Nationality: Icelandic
Birthdate: September 19th, 1982
Occupation: Village idiot and aspiring rich widow
Favorite movies: American Beauty, The Notebook, Vanilla Sky, Lost in Translation, anything by Woody Allen, The Straight Story, In The Bedroom, Monster's Ball, The Bridges of Madison County, Carlito's Way, Dazed and Confused, The Burbs, The Breakfast Club, About Schmidt, Teen Witch (don't ask)

Favorite books: The Kitchen God's Wife, The Bonesetter's Daughter, The Joy Luck Club. The Hundred Secret Senses, The Lovely Bones, Fried Green Tomatos at The Whistle Stop Cafe, Daisy Fay and The Miracle Man, Where The Devil's Island Rises, Independant People

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What can I say? My milkshake is just that good.

Life's short and hard like a body building elf

Life is not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You're just mad coz she won't let you get that pussy.

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March 19, 2003

Hidy ho my tendercheeked readers...My sleep schedule briefly went on track for a total of one day, it is now slowly veering back into unpopular territory however. I'm not fighting it too hard as I've once again been reminded just how much I hate being awake in the daytime. What in the holy hell am I meant to be doing? What do people do, exactly? Can somebody tell me this, because frankly I'm at a loss here.

Went driving around today out of sheer boredom, and who do I see? It was my two mormon unattainable sex symbols, Pentedler and Playelder, and a few of their merry and similarly hot friends. For some unexplainable reason I ducked and did not allow them the pleasure of admiring my beautiful face swooshing by them as I did theirs. But MAN ALIVE! I'm going to make a Mormon Boy calendar, I think. I'll tell them I'll donate all the proceedings to the church, I don't care. I just want to take the pictures. Besides...I don't think many people will buy said calendar anyway. I think I'm the only person in the world with this bizarre preferrence in men. Mormon missionaries.. where do I get my ideas from? (The spirit!!)




Mia :: 1:58 AM

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