So I've been thinking.... well, no. That's a lie. I haven't been. Lets just say that before the windshield wipers of my mind could help it, the thought briefly crossed my mind that it's time to find a hobby. It has occurred to me lately that I am without hobbies, and as we all know, no self respecting young woman should be found in this state. Incidentally, this also applies to self-hating sad excuses for young women like myself. On one of the many occasions recently when I was sitting slumped over in a recliner poking my belly button with a ballpen (this can not be considered a hobby, I determined) I started exploring my mind and my very existance to try to come up with something I am interested in, something I enjoy that is socially acceptable as a potential hobby. I came up wanting. I am unfortunately without a shred of interest in the outside world, as it happens. My only hobby is tormenting mormons and playing practical jokes on those cursed with knowing me. Recently discovered I can use mormons to acheive the latter, too which was a source of great joy for my little heart, eagerly flapping it's chubby little wings in my chest. But like I said before, the hobby I'm looking for needs to be socially acceptable and this just doesn't quite cut it. It just doesn't make for good conversation material with those foolishly attempting to get to know me. In the interest of sparing my resting brain the strain it undergoes when I frantically scramble for some made-up hobbies upon being asked "so umm hey...what do you like to do?" I have decided to dedicate this coming week entirely to finding myself a hobby. Who knows, by next Saturday I could be a basketball enthusiast or an avid birdwatcher, maybe even a dedicated stamp collector with a vast interest in interior design. I shall attack this task with great vigor, I will be enthusiastic, energetic and organized. So organized in fact that I'm going to schedule an entire hour just to figure out where exactly to start my mission. I'm so excited already that I'm almost getting tired and ready to lay down.
