Why do people with a cause have to be so meek and mild and politically correct all the time? Whatever happened to passionate, enthusiastic activists with a "vision"? The arabs have the right idea. Everyone else is trying so hard to be sensitive and sensible and all kinds of sensi-something that not a damn thing gets done.
What the hell did Gloria Steinem's not-getting-a-manicure ever do for me? How is my life improved by her vigilant stance to keep hers an unshaven haven? Feminist activist, my ass. Give me Lorena Bobbitt any day. Now there's a woman of action! One quick chop was all it took and men the world over have a whole new reason to think twice before their wandering eye gets the better of them. Now that's what I call result.

On a related subject, if I never ever hear Michael Stipe's bald ass whine on television about how we should all save the rainforests it will be too soon. Is there anyone out there that actually takes advice from Michael Stipe? If so, would you please come forward immediately to receive your complimentary execution. It just pisses me off to no end every time I see him sit there and empathetically moan to the public how they should give just 5% of their $1200 a month paycheck to free a chinese "women's activist" (no manicure, hairy legs... you know the score) from her Burmese prison. Hey Michael? How about instead of lending your whiny, annoying voice to the cause why don't you just give 5% of what you have? I'll be a monkey's uncle if that doesn't add up to ten times the amount your retarded infomercial brings in. Fuck that chinese activist, anyway. Free Lorena Bobbitt!!


Isn't there a tree out there somewhere that needs a hug?