I think the extended periods of time where I have suffered from self inflicted carpal tunnel syndrome have left me with an uncontrollable urge to fuck myself at every turn. I say this because I was due to have a final tonight, but since I for some reason neglected to study for it I managed to have it postponed until tomorrow morning. That's 12 hours from now. I have 300 pages of suckass ancient literature to read in the next 12 hours. I was going to buckle down and study my tail off earlier but fifteen pages into the pile, I decided I needed a bath. All this learning had made me feel dirty. Now, several hours later, my hair is "air drying". Obviously, reading cannot be accomplished whilst hair is "air drying". Trying that would be pure tomfoolery and reflect poorly on all of us procrastinators.

I shall report back later on the end result of tonight's academic acheivements. For now, I have realized the urgency of putting together a list of email addresses for the whole family and must depart. As other filthy and/or uneducated bozos might say; ,,Adios amigos".