This may be the last time I ever post here, since I fear I might be slipping into a diabetic coma any moment now. I have managed to consume what appear to be 90 lbs of chocolate, and I am only about halfway through my easter egg. Without a significant other to share this holiday with, I am getting increasingly happy that I chose Nerdbird to enjoy it with me.


Nerdbird

I became even more convinced that I had chosen the absolute right egg for me when I read my little proverb that was hidden inside the egg.


"It is better to be unwed than to be unhappily wed."

Is that so? I think there are precious few safe havens left in this world when even your damn easter egg is making catty remarks about your rather desolate love life.

Oh and speaking of my desloate love life, lets take a look at the wonderful love horoscope I have been dealt for the week to come, shall we?

Expect the person you fancy to change his or her mind this week. Don't be upset by this, if you can maintain a carefree attitude it will make you more enticing and probably help you attract someone else.

Oh, I give up. Who am I kidding at this point? My future has got 'Crazy Cat Lady' written all over it.

On the upside, I can stop shaving my legs now. Whoopy. Dee. Doo.

Happy Easter, y'all!